Watch: This might be the world’s most homoerotic wrestling match
A wrestler won a victory over an opponent… using the power of his penis.
The surreal incident occurred during a fight between Joey Ryan and Danshoku Dino in Osaka, Japan – which shows pro wrestling in all its ‘realistic’ glory.
A clip of the incident sees the pair swinging at eachother, before Dino grabs Ryan’s crotch – which is an unorthodox move by most playbooks.
Things only get weirder from there – as Ryan turns the tables by apparently using penis power to cripple his opponent.
Ryan told Vice Sports: “I have to give credit where credit is due… Danshoku Dino, who I was wrestling in the match, he plays a very unorthodox character, very homoerotic to say the least.
“Part of his offense is to inappropriately touch and grab opponents for the thrill of it, or maybe to throw them off their game a bit.
“He speaks very little English, but wrestlers can usually speak wrestling, so we understand something.
“So we’re going over the match and he says ‘Maybe I grab, maybe you no sell, because American c–k so big and so strong’.
“So it was kind of his idea. We both play sexual characters so it fit with us.”
He added: “We both employ a lot of comedy in our wrestling, we try to keep wrestling fun and light-hearted as much as possible.
“That was maybe the most ridiculous part of the match, but it wasn’t the only ridiculous part of the match.
“There were a lot of interactions that were just as over the top.”
Wrestling boss Stephanie McMahon recently hinted that more openly gay wrestler characters could appear in WWE in the future.
She said:”It could very well pop up in WWE because we are all about what’s relevant, and what’s pop culture, and what people want to see. So if there is an opportunity, we might just take it.”
Watch the clip below:
Joey Ryan uses his penis to win a test of strength over Danshoku Dino from #ddtpro in Oaska, Japan. (Full Clip) pic.twitter.com/guh7SGMWHJ
— Joey Ryan (@JoeyRyanOnline) December 2, 2015
