7 bizarre, superhero themed gifts you wish you’d received this Christmas

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PinkNews looks at some the inappropriate superhero gifts that would added little more scandal to this year’s festivities.


1 The Superman ‘Snuggler’

Who wouldn’t want to get up close and personal with this bizarre version of The Man of Steel?

7 bizarre, superhero themed gifts you wish you’d received this Christmas

Whether this is a recycled sex doll or simply a poorly planned kids product, its sure to put a smile on someone’s face this Christmas.


2 Wonder Woman Scissors

Wow – this collector’s pair of Wonder Woman scissors look… painful.

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3 Wolverine Inflatable Hammer

We’re not entirely sure why X-Man Wolverine looks so angry here…

The instructions for this toy are simple – blow Wolverine’s crotch to make his hammer erect.


4 Whipping Web Chuck Spiderman

Wrong – and right – on so many different levels.

7 bizarre, superhero themed gifts you wish you’d received this Christmas

The family friendly superhero web slinger gift is sure to get tongues wagging in your household.


5 Shape Shifting Punisher

This is probably the most questionable toy on the list – who on Earth thought this was a suitable kids toy?

7 bizarre, superhero themed gifts you wish you’d received this Christmas

Instructions say that the anti-heroes crotch must be fully loaded before firing – pass us the sherry!


6 Batman Water Gun

The Dark Knight  – ready and loaded.

7 bizarre, superhero themed gifts you wish you’d received this Christmas

Although this may be more fitting for the summer, we think it would make a great Xmas gift too!


7 Tarzan…

So The King of the Jungle may not technically be a superhero, but this one was just too good – or bad – to leave out.

Find out why below:

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