Trump is getting an X-rated gay parody to Make America Puke Again
A gay adult film studio is making an X-rated film starring Donald Trump.
The billionaire reality TV star-turned-politician has attracted a dedicated cult of personality amid his run for US President.
Author Elijah Daniel sought to capitalise on the attention earlier this year with erotic novella ‘Trump Temptation: The Billionaire & The Bellboy’.
The mercifully brief ten-page story features a young man seduced by the billionaire, who “wants to ride the elevator to the top of his Trump Tower”.
In news that has left us doubting the future of humanity, the novella is set to be adapted into a full-length porn film.
According to the Daily Dot, Daniel has teamed up with gay porn studio NakedSword to turn Trump Temptation into a feature film.
Apparently casting is “still in progress”, with the film likely to stay close to the original text as possible.
The film will supposedly be released on Independence Day, July 4… so Happy Birthday, America.
Daniel, a 22-year-old comedian from LA, wrote his initial masterpiece in just four hours.
He told the New York Daily News: “I was drinking, and I thought it would be funny if I write this stupid and weird story.
“It took me four hours and four bottles of wine.”
The Amazon reviews speak for themselves.
The comic added: “I’d love to work on something with Bernie Sanders. Really, anything is possible.”
If he doesn’t call it ‘Feeling the Bern’, we want our money back.
