Pokemon Go sex toys take obsession to a new level
An eager Pokemon Go fan has created sex toys based on the popular series… and hasn’t been sued yet.
As the mobile game continues to dominate the culture, one enterprising creator has put their skills to work in order to cash in.
Australian Etsy user ‘GeekySexToys‘, who has somehow not had a cease-and-desist warning yet, is selling the very very unofficial ‘Pokemoan’ range of sex toys.
The toys are based on the original starter Pokemon, with the options Bulby, Charmy, Squirty and Piky (that’s Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle and Pikachu).
The description explains: “Introducing our new range of Pokémoan sex toys! Become the ultimate Pokémoan master with your new silicone friends.
“Let your imagination run wild as you play under the sheets. Choose your new companion wisely, the pokésex data below has all the information you will need.”
The descriptions for each of the toys might be the best part, though:
“Bulby – A grass type Pokémoan. Bulby has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have. It’s seed is 5cm wide and 4cm tall and its body is 16cm tall and 3.5cm wide.
“Charmy – A slightly thinner, fire type Pokémoan with a flaming tail. Standing 18cm tall and 4cm wide at its widest point Charmy gives intense orgasms everywhere it goes.
“Squirty – A water Pokémoan. Squirty has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back. Its bubbly head measures 4cm wide whilst his body measures 6cm wide and 14cm tall.
“Piky – This small electric type anal Pokémoan is a perfect size for the average Pokémoan trainer. Piky is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team. Its insertable size is 2.5cm wide by 4cm tall and his tail is 8cm long.”
“All our Pokémoan toys are made using 100% skin safe silicone.”
The toys are priced from £35-£50… which frankly they’ll need for the inevitable lawsuit.
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