13 excuses for still being single at Thanksgiving dinner
Thanksgiving means spending lots of time in a small space with family members – so it’s best to get the reasons in early for still being single.
Especially if that great aunt still thinks you’re straight.
Here’s 11 excuse for why you’re still single this Thanksgiving dinner.
1. I mean, guys just aren’t what they used to be…
2. This pie chart.
3. Because you’re biscuit game isn’t on point.
There’s a really hot technician in the library and he’s just seen me shove a whole biscuit in my mouth. FUCK MY LIFE #gay #singlelife
— Kieran sharps ? (@twodegreesharps) November 15, 2016
4. You’re just too damn luxurious.
5. Because you’re too on point with grammar.
him: your single? why?
me: you’re*
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 3, 2015
6. This guy stole all the inflatable animals you wanted to date.
7. Your cake needs are too great to share with another human.
Serious question: how much are wedding cakes? And how weird would it be if I wanted to buy one just to eat? By myself?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 9, 2015
8. Your true life partner is a guinea pig.
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5.Please. I am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs.
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) October 29, 2013
9. Your expectations might be a bit off.
10. The queue is too long and you cba with that.
11. OK, er, maybe you’re just too funny?
https://twitter.com/ThatsSarcasm/status/268790571076833280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
12. Dogs > Humans.
13. Maybe turn the news on and tell them this?
