Graham Norton had to deny having sex with his dog after a condom turned up in an odd place
TV star Graham Norton has told the bizarre story that he had to deny having sex with his dog after a condom went missing following a one night stand.
The 54-year-old BBC host told the story when he was asked if he had his own ‘red chair’ story.
The host is known for getting audience members to tell their own embarrassing or shocking stories, but they are tipped out of the chair if they aren’t interesting enough.
Norton’s own story begins with him saying that he hooked up with a guy and that everything went according to plan.
But he said the next morning he “went upstairs to clean up some of the debris… things you don’t want the cleaner to find. I was putting everything away, but there was one bit of debris I could not find.”
Norton adds that he checked the bins and was sure that he “couldn’t have tried to flush that down the toilet”.
“It actually got to the point where I phoned the gentleman caller and said, ‘Do you know what happened to the thing?’ and he said, ‘No, I don’t know what happened to it’.
“So I thought that must just be a mystery. That is a mystery!”
Going on, he says he had totally forgotten about the missing condom until he was talking his dog Bailey for a walk two days later.
He said: “Wednesday morning I was out and about in the park as usual with my dog, Bailey – quite a big Labradoodle – he did his business and I picked that up.
“I walked over and I put that in the bin and then I looked back and Bailey is lying on the ground clawing at his backside. There it was, like a great big ghostly finger hanging out of him.
“So I had to get it out. Now, all I’ll say is no matter how stretchy you think they are, you’ve no idea! Honestly, I was half way across the park with this thing!
“I mean, it’s morning time, mothers with their children were going to school. I went, ‘No I did not have sex with my dog!’”
Even Norton admitted that the story was “really rude”, even for him.
A grade one teacher earlier this year told Norton an amazing story about lesbians and cannibals, while facing the red chair treatment.
Back on TV, host Graham Norton earlier this year took on fellow TV personality Piers Morgan, telling him to “grow a pair”.
But he found himself in hot water when he continually pressured model and actor Cara Delevingne to talk about her sex life during a Red Nose Day segment.
