RuPaul’s Drag Race season 11 episode 12: Worst season ever?

Drag Race royalty Vanessa Vanjie Matteo.

We tuned in to the Drag Race tunes this week as RuPaul announced the final five would perform his song “Queens Everywhere.”

Who made it to the finale, and who went anywhere and everywhere apart from actually staying there?

Drag Race Season 11 Episode 12: Queens Everywhere, the verdict

How much Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent was episode twelve packing?

Overall: C.U.n.

For a standard episode of Drag Race it was pretty good.

But for the culmination of a lacklustre season, it wasā€”and thereā€™s really only one word for itā€”meh.

Challenge: C.U.n.

Forget Snatch Game, the song is the real MVP of Drag Race.

It cemented All Stars 2 as TV gold. It stopped All Stars 3 becoming a TV fold. Season 9 and even 10 had me sold. But these lyrics just left me cold.

Ā Thankfully, there was the odd exception.

RuPaul looks unimpressed.

RuPaul sums up Season 11. (Netflix)

Runway: C.u.

Category is: Best Drag.

It was truly a gag to see Yvie Oddlyā€™s best dragā€”she was certainly worth her weight in extra body parts this week.

But the others were meh-diocre.

Drag Race episode 12: A meh song

I donā€™t know much about music but that was one trebled performance.

It was a bit more imaginative than “American,” but felt messier and ultimately fell flat.

Miss Vanjie had both major and minor setbacks, Aā€™keria Davenport gave a half-hearted performance after taking a hot minuet to learn the choreography, the style was definitely not Brooke Lynn Hytes’ forte, and Silky Nutmeg Ganache just needed to guitar act together.

Yvieā€™s clef-fer verse was the one high note, and we should all harp on about it.

Drag Race finalist Yvie Oddly.

Sasha who? Yvie embodies the oddly. (Netflix)

Drag Race episode 12: A meh runway

Brooke wore a dress very like the one we all saw her arrive in for the finaleā€”only much, much less impressive, Vanjieā€™s dress was resolutely basic, and Silky and Aā€™keria stuck to yet more pretty (uninspiring) gowns.

 

Is this the worst EVER season of Drag Race?

Yep. All tee.
Nah gurl, there’s been worse.

Drag Race season 11: A meh season

It might be time to admit defeat with a season that has been all edge and no satisfaction for the last 12 weeks.

Take those final speeches. Silky and Yvie only managed to dig a tiny bit deeper than Brooke, Aā€™keria and Vanjieā€”who all lifted theirs straight out of a generic pageant answers box.

Or the Whatā€™s the Tee segments. Out of five interviews, I learned precisely one factā€”Aā€™keria is raising her nephew. Was it endearing? Of course. Was it enough to justify the whole segment? Meh.

Itā€™s hard to know whether the staleness is down to an oversaturation of Drag Race content, a less talented cast or the fact they are now more self-aware than ever.

Drag Race finalists Brooke, A'keria and Silky.

Best drag? This is your BEST DRAG? (Netflix)

But itā€™s missing the satisfying narrative arcs of early seasons. The remember-where-you-were moments that littered All Stars 2. The sheer force of unique talent emanating from Season 10 and All Stars 4. The mind-blowing final numbers of All Stars 3 and Season 9. The shade evident in every season past. But most of all, it lacks originality.

And that is why the judges eat Silky up and forgive her the sins that have sent so many others packing. Itā€™s why Vanjie got to the final five without a single win.

Because here, at least, are two queens giving us what we craveā€”something new.

I have mixed feelings about Silky, but Michelle Visage is rightā€”I would buy a ticket for her show because I know it wonā€™t be clichĆ©.

Whereas it feels like weā€™ve seen better incarnations of the other finalists’ drag.

What can Brooke do that Aquaria canā€™t? How can Yvie out-weird Sharon Needles, Jinx Monsoon or Alaska? Could Aā€™keria ever really beat Asia Oā€™Hara?

RuPaul, Michelle Visage and Brooke Lynn Heights take a selfie.

Why though? (Netflix)

An a-meh-zing last couple of episodes?

Iā€™m still hopeful the last couple of episodes will be cracking.

Multiple dramasā€”such as Sojuā€™s shock at how she was depicted last weekā€”have surfaced since filming stopped, and you can trust the laundry will be well and truly aired during next weekā€™s reunion.

After which weā€™re treated to a finale whereā€”hopefullyā€”we can expect an epic Brooke vs. Yvie rematch for the crown.

But even so, I find it hard to imagine two great episodes will feel like justification for 12 underwhelming weeksā€”and we might not even get those.

Drag Race season 11: Who will snatch the crown?

My winner is…

Yvie Oddly
Brook Lynn Heights
Silky Nutmeg Ganache
A’keria Chanel Davenport

Yvie Oddly

Many happy Farrah Moans were released watching Yvie slay the day and reap the reward. Judging by the edit, sheā€™s the one to beat. But she wasnā€™t actually awarded a win for this week, which means sheā€™d be the first winner to have only won one challenge.

Edit: Kooky, talented oddball

Place: 1st

Drag Race front runner Yvie Oddly.

Triple threat. (Netflix)

Brooke Lynn Hytes

She shouldnā€™t have been in the bottom this week, but Vanjie was going, and the producers wanted their lip sync. Iā€™m not pressed about it.

Edit: All there on paper but not the winner

Place: 2nd

Silky Nutmeg Ganache

Sheā€™s as divisive and salty as that M&S LGBT sandwich, but I wouldnā€™t have wanted to watch this season without her.

I doubt she’ll win. But sheā€™s likely feeling the pressure to deliver on her lip-sync promises, so I reckon weā€™re in for a show.

Edit: Villain-lite

Place: = 3rd

A’keria Chanel Davenport

Sheā€™s a fantastic pageant queen who has defied expectations, but she would also be the least original winner in herstory.

Edit: Black horse

Place: = 3rd