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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle just added ‘having a wife and not wearing camo’ to the list of things homophobes find ‘gay’

Jan 14 2020
Written by Josh Milton

Megan Markle (L) is being criticised for ’emasculating’ Prince Harry by… marrying him and having children. Right. Gotcha. OK. (Chris Jackson/Getty Images)

Meghan Markle is under fire from homophobes for “emasculating” Prince Harry by… starting a nuclear family with him.

No, we’re not kidding, but we really wish we were.

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been embroiled after the pair announced their plans to step back from official royal duties and live part-time in North America.

Meghan Markle’s existence since marring Harry has been lasered in on and scrutinised by the British press, activists argue, igniting them to eject from the Royal household.

And in what is a pristine example of just how magnified the criticism against Markle is, the latest is entrepreneur Michelle Malkin tearing into Markle for “emasculating” Harry.

Meghan Markle skewered for ’emasculating’ Prince Harry by marrying him and having children.

In other words, plucking three photos of Prince Harry in military uniform and then three photos of Harry suited and with Meghan Markle.

Because nothing says raging, heterosexual masculinity quite like a man in uniform surrounded by men all the time.

The Emasculation of Prince Harry in Six Pictures.

The toxic impact of SJW Hollywood feminism on Western man cannot be understated. pic.twitter.com/wMLNQ6uzOk

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) January 13, 2020

“The toxic impact of [Social Justice Warriors] on Western man [sic] cannot be understated,” Malkin wrote.

Harry served in the Armed Forces for a decade, rising to the rank of captain and undertaking two tours in Afghanistan, according to the Royal Family website.

Serving from 2005 to 2015, he met Markle on a blind date in 2016. Turning him into the ’emasculated’ suit-wearing father he is today.

Won’t somebody please think of the men!

In response to Malkin, a lot of people tweeted the same joke.

Fellas, is it gay to have a hot wife and not be wearing camo 24/7 pic.twitter.com/VzouYmo7mO— 💜 JV 💜 (@javi_khoso) January 14, 2020

so having a smoking hot wife is gay, now?
got it.

— ????? ???? ????? ??????? (@disco_socialist) January 13, 2020

Wow!

I can’t believe Prince Harry didn’t wear a combat uniform and carry an M4 to a meeting or film premiere with his wife.

What a soy boy! https://t.co/anEYE2yjYA— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) January 14, 2020

Others found it surreal how Malkin was slamming Harry for… serving in the military and then forming a family.

Conservatives, eh? Here’s a *veteran* who has made a commitment to the stability and unity of the nuclear family unit and they’re still whining.

— Andrew Bartlett (@AndrewBartletta) January 14, 2020