Straight man eats his own semen after masturbating as part of a ‘magical’ ritual
Handsome man washing face in bathroom in morning. (Envato/Stock photo)
A woman whose boyfriend eats his own semen after masturbating has taken to reddit to try to understand his behaviour.
“I’m at a loss,” she said. “Is this normal dude behaviour and I’m just uninformed? He tells me I’m being very prudish.”
The woman, 25, made a throwaway reddit account to ask the internet about the behaviour of her boyfriend, 27.
“My boyfriend recently informed me that when he masturbates, he ejaculates into his hands and eats his c*m,” she said.
“He has done this every time he’s jerked off since he was in college. I couldn’t really help my initial reaction, which was to be grossed out, and I blurted something like ‘what the f**k’.”
Users on Twitter seemed to agree with her initial reaction.
I’m not easily fazed but pic.twitter.com/LdcRdExV1r
— Am I the Asshole? (@AITA_reddit) January 24, 2020
why tf did you make me read this with my own eyes pic.twitter.com/Hy59WXK5c6
— » dr mrs the mothman » ?? (@exfatalist) January 24, 2020
The woman said her boyfriend’s reaction was to be offended, and to accuse her of “body and sexually shaming him”.
“I’ve since been trying to be more understanding. When it comes up he insists that every dude does this and it’s a really common thing.”
This continued to gross out people online.
pic.twitter.com/s1wehjljDt
— Maquiaveh ⚜️ (@maquiaveh) January 24, 2020
But then, things started to get interesting: Her boyfriend explained why he did it.
“It was to ‘charge magical sigils’ as part of a ritual (called the ritual of the Phoenix) related to the Qabbalah.
“Like he would write a sigil representing an object of desire, masturbate thinking about it, and eat his c*m after ejaculating as an act of debasement.
“Apparently it worked every time.”
When he brought up sigils to justify it I was like pic.twitter.com/DdIkPNjczu
— spikael spiegel (@theyspants) January 24, 2020
That’s a strange ritual he’s got, but ultimately it hurts no one. Most who charge sigils via sexual acts don’t eat their cum, but if it works for him, then it works for him. If she’s really that weirded out, she can politely ask he brushes his teeth afterwards.
— orb agenda (@_beneviolent) January 24, 2020
Also, many, many posters pointed out that a lot of people swallow c*m.
If you think its gross then its equally gross when giving head and swallowing. Which it’s not.
If you can suck face n swap spit you can 69 and swap juice. Its not that fucken weird. The ritual stuff was a bit strange though ngl— Asianpie ? melty filth ? ? (@blargetiblarg) January 24, 2020
I think it’s a relatively normal fetish and there’s nothing wrong with it.
Guys expect women to eat their semen all the time… Why is it a big deal when they do it?Who cares? Is it hurting anyone?
— Mallory McMaster (@MK_McMaster) January 24, 2020
Finally, the last – and best – word on the semen-eating boyfriend was had by a sexpert.
2/2… doesn’t mind his rituals. If it’s not a deal breaker, set some boundaries around mouth cleaning and hand washing and get to work on the way you communicate with each other around sexuality. Open and honest communication are a vital part of healthy relationships.
— Eva Sterling (@MsEvaSterling) January 24, 2020
