Walking Dead star Daniel Newman just came out as a top. Yes, even he’s getting horny on main
Daniel Newman casually thought the middle of a viral pandemic was the perfect time to come out as a top. (Tibrina Hobson/Getty Images)
Daniel Newman is the latest person to fall to the cursed new trend of our coronavirus age, getting horny on main.
These days, it seems that so many folks – even the Archbishop of Canterbury – are doing it. What was once tucked inside private alt accounts have now surged to the surface of everyone’s Twitter timelines.
Social distancing measures have meant many people are going long durations without physical contact of all kinds, and it seems it’s really hit its climax for the bisexual Walking Dead star, who has casually announced that, yup, he’s a top.
I’m a TOP. I’m too lazy to bottom! Lol. Maybe if I got married. But I’m also always super attracted to Tops so I guess whoever is strong enough and can pin down the other wins that night ??♂️?? https://t.co/YldFCToRbF
— Daniel Newmaη (@DanielNewman) April 9, 2020
So, why did Daniel Newman declare himself a top?
After a Twitter user asked why Newman was awake so early in the morning, he replied: “I’m a Bot. We don’t sleep.”
A user then joked: “Bot(tom).”
Nestled away, Newman tersely replied: “Nah” to the joke, before blasting a slightly longer reply his around 944,000 sufficiently thirsty followers.
Nah— Daniel Newmaη (@DanielNewman) April 9, 2020
“I’m a TOP,” Newman said, “I’m too lazy to bottom!
“Maybe if I get married, but I’m also always super attracted to tops.”
Quite the conundrum there, Daniel, but he does offer his, uh, solution of sorts.
“So, I guess whoever is strong enough and can pin down wins that night,” the Atlanta, US-born star suggested, surely giving an infinite amount of his followers a very specific set of images to get them through lockdown.
Walking Dead star believed he had coronavirus after exhibiting symptoms, but couldn’t get tested.
Walking Dead actor Daniel Newman leapfrogged around emergency rooms attempting to acquire a coronavirus testing kit despite showing symptoms. (Instagram)
The announcement comes after Newman, for several imperious weeks, leapfrogged through the US healthcare system to try to get tested for COVID-19.
Earlier this year, he began to show signs of having been exposed to coronavirus but failed to meet then stringent guidelines to be tested by medics.
But even after finally being tested, not only did he not receive the results, he was charged $9,116 for it.
