Keith R Swank: Pro-gun, anti-trans Republican mercilessly trolled after Nashville shooting tweet

Keith R Swank

The name of a pro-gun Republican – who called for teachers to be “armed” –  has become the internet’s newest obsession.

In the wake of the tragic Covenant School shooting in Nashville, GOP candidate Keith R Swank tweeted: “TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.”

The shooting took place on 27 March where three staff and three children were killed by 28-year-old Audrey Hale, who used he/him pronouns, and who was subsequently shot dead at the scene.  

It has been widely reported that Hale lived in Nashville and attended the school as a child. 

The Republican has also tweeted a number of anti-trans comments.

Swank’s pro-gun tweets, where he also called “an armed society is a polite society”, came under fire from those seeking stronger gun laws in the US, as well as being jumped on by Twitter’s resident memelords. 

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Users on the platform were quick to point out that Swank’s middle initial and surname, when run together to create a portmanteau, sound distinctly like the slang for buttocks and the widely-used term for a solo sexual act. Say it out loud, in full, and it’ll make sense.

The memes following this were endless. 

Twitter user LauraSco88 wrote: “This fella tweeting a horrifying take, yet being focused on purely for his ridiculous yet hilarious name, is peak #BritishTwitter and I am absolutely here for it.”

“Hey everybody, do I have a Keith A**ew**k here?,” jgraver7 wrote alongside an image of The Simpsons character Moe Szyslak holding his bar’s phone. 

The meme is an ode to the well-known gag where Bart Simpson rings Moe’s Tavern and asks to speak with a patron with a particularly ridiculous name. 

Jack Tindale said: “Sorry, but in a million years I could never have come up with Keith A**ew**k as a parody name for an American conservative. Too implausible.” 

“The name’s A**ew**k. Keith A**ew**k,” Dave Pugsley wrote with a black and white image of Sean Connery as James Bond. 

“A teacher called Keith A**ew**k would absolutely need to be armed,” a fifth user quipped.

R Swank responded with a meme of his own, claiming he doesn’t think of England “at all”.

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